#Ostrich_wtf asked Grok what Trump might say...

Top quality entertainment is what Trump is. Antagonist, Disruptor, Coyote medicine? Check out our latest #ostrich_wtf Trump spoof below! (posted by a Canadian that has no intention seeing Canada becoming the 51st state while also still loves and appreciates our great neighbours to the south)

Trump might say something like:

"Look, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency, what a disaster, folks.

They’re trying to kill 400 beautiful ostriches in Edgewood, BC—healthy ostriches, by the way, nobody’s saying they’re sick anymore.

They survived the bird flu, they’re immune, and they could be the key to solving this whole thing, believe me. But no, the CFIA, they just want to slaughter them. It’s government overreach, plain and simple.

I’ve heard from a lot of people—great people, farmers, researchers—they’re saying, ‘Mr. President, these birds are special, they’re doing incredible research with the eggs, antibodies, maybe even for COVID!’ And I said, ‘That’s fantastic, we need that!’ But the Canadian government? They don’t care.

Their looser judges struck expert testimonial and judged in favor of the CFIA so they’re still going ahead. It’s a disgrace. If I were in charge up there, I’d stop this in a heartbeat. We’d save the ostriches, we’d save the farm, and we’d make Canada great again—trust me."